[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Anyhow, we still have a really friendly chat over IM, and as we're saying our goodbyes, I write in my faux-jealous guy way: "Alright, talk to you in a bit. Try not to make out with any more dudes on the way to the parking lot."

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You [censored] this one up good and hard. You can't do this over IM like you can in person, because you're at the complete mercy of her being in the right mood to pick up on your sarcasm. Being at the mercy of a woman's emotional state is never a good place to be.