[teddyFBI]

Felt the need to bump this post b/c of this gem I just suffered through.

So I'd been seeing a girl for a few months exclusively, but then I left for 6 months overseas...no real talk about staying together or not...we both just figured we'd do our own things and then see where we were at when I came back.

Anyhow, we've managed to stay in pretty good touch via email/IM, and she wrote me the other day telling me that she had kissed a guy in a bar, but felt bad about it, and thought she should tell me.
Whatever -- I'm not making that big a deal about it b/c she's not making it out to be that big a deal, and we're an ocean away, after all.
Anyhow, we still have a really friendly chat over IM, and as we're saying our goodbyes, I write in my faux-jealous guy way: "Alright, talk to you in a bit. Try not to make out with any more dudes on the way to the parking lot."

She's a little confused (never having seen Clerks), and I say to her, oh, never mind, it's from a movie.

Next day, I wake up to this email:
"you're a dick. was talking to jessica and she told me your misquote. you think that's so funny, huh? makes me regret all the nice things i just told you.

really who do u think i am, if u think i deserve a comment like that. construction workers on the side of the road have never said anything even remote to what you just did.

how is it that you piss me off even on the brightest of days."

Alright, from best I can figure, she asked her gf what the hell I was talking about, and the girl told her it was a play on a quote from Clerks, but told her what the real line in the movie was, and now my girl thinks i was basically calling her a ho-bag who gives group bj's in parking lots.

Cliff's notes: girls are dumb.

Oh, by the way, this girl got her undergrad degree from Harvard, and is still this dumb.