[ScottieK]

When I was six years old, my parents took me out to eat dinner. The waitress persuaded me to drink strawberry milk, which I had never had before. Loved it, sucked down four or five glasses of the stuff....and promptly threw it up all over the table before dessert.

In high school, I was at an IHOP and dropped a dollar bill on the ground. I bent down to pick it up, but didn't notice that the waitress had just put my iced tea on the table. I sat back up to show everybody my dollar in dramatic fashion, and knocked my tea all over the table....and all over them.

A couple years ago, I took a girl on a first date to a pretty nice restaurant. She made me laugh so hard that snot came out of my nose. I tried to play it off, but to no avail. Fortunately, I think, she let me take her on a second date.

ScottieK