[ipokeder]

god i [censored] hate poker, ran like [censored] [censored] on 5/10 FTP. the game is soft, it's just that the site is [censored] rigged

-6.7k in 1183 hands

FullTiltPoker Game #1271854322: Table Burdell (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:27:55 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom ($1,202)
Seat 2: sexy_indeed ($1,412.90)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($1,087)
Seat 4: cmitch ($1,204)
Seat 5: harrydebeng ($2,171.50)
Seat 6: DOOM SWITCH ($1,000)
DOOM SWITCH posts the small blind of $5
a40oz2freedom posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Jd Ac]
sexy_indeed folds
ipokeder raises to $35
cmitch folds
harrydebeng calls $35
DOOM SWITCH folds
a40oz2freedom folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 6c Tc]
ipokeder bets $65
harrydebeng raises to $175
ipokeder raises to $1,052, and is all in
harrydebeng calls $877
ipokeder shows [Jd Ac]
harrydebeng shows [Td Kc]
*** TURN *** [Jc 6c Tc] [9d]
harrydebeng: nh
*** RIVER *** [Jc 6c Tc 9d] [Ts]
ipokeder shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
harrydebeng shows three of a kind, Tens
ipokeder: afdgiojsogjseg
ipokeder: sjg
harrydebeng wins the pot ($2,186) with three of a kind, Tens
ipokeder: wjgw
ipokeder: jg
ipokeder: wajgsdbnsns
ipokeder: b
ipokeder is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,189 | Rake $3
Board: [Jc 6c Tc 9d Ts]
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: sexy_indeed didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ipokeder showed [Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 4: cmitch didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: harrydebeng (button) showed [Td Kc] and won ($2,186) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: DOOM SWITCH (small blind) folded before the Flop

FullTiltPoker Game #1272095848: Table Wild Wave (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:20:41 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: Phathack00 ($532.75)
Seat 2: harrydebeng ($1,147.50)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($1,000)
Seat 4: a40oz2freedom ($1,377)
Seat 5: sexy_indeed ($2,901.25)
Seat 6: NotePad ($3,505.50)
a40oz2freedom posts the small blind of $5
sexy_indeed posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [9c 8c]
NotePad folds
Phathack00 folds
harrydebeng folds
ipokeder raises to $35
a40oz2freedom raises to $150
sexy_indeed folds
ipokeder calls $115
*** FLOP *** [Td 5c Jd]
a40oz2freedom bets $234
ipokeder raises to $850, and is all in
a40oz2freedom calls $616
ipokeder shows [9c 8c]
a40oz2freedom shows [3d Ad]
*** TURN *** [Td 5c Jd] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Td 5c Jd 5h] [3h]
ipokeder shows a pair of Fives
a40oz2freedom shows two pair, Fives and Threes
a40oz2freedom wins the pot ($2,007) with two pair, Fives and Threes
ipokeder: yayyyy
ipokeder adds $1,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,010 | Rake $3
Board: [Td 5c Jd 5h 3h]
Seat 1: Phathack00 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: harrydebeng didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ipokeder (button) showed [9c 8c] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 4: a40oz2freedom (small blind) showed [3d Ad] and won ($2,007) with two pair, Fives and Threes
Seat 5: sexy_indeed (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: NotePad didn't bet (folded)

this guy was repopping me constantly and of course he the time i connect he has the nfd and i miss my million outs

FullTiltPoker Game #1271960008: Table Bayswater (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:52:10 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: DOOM SWITCH ($2,768)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($1,000)
Seat 3: u2tof ($1,144)
Seat 4: PLAYM0NEYPR0 ($1,362.25)
Seat 5: moneycow69 ($1,659.75)
Seat 6: robert07 ($1,114)
ipokeder posts the small blind of $5
u2tof posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [5c 7c]
PLAYM0NEYPR0 folds
moneycow69 folds
robert07 folds
DOOM SWITCH folds
ipokeder raises to $30
u2tof calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ac Jc 7h]
ipokeder bets $60
u2tof calls $60
*** TURN *** [Ac Jc 7h] [Qc]
ipokeder bets $120
u2tof raises to $400
ipokeder calls $280
*** RIVER *** [Ac Jc 7h Qc] [Qh]
ipokeder checks
u2tof has 15 seconds left to act
u2tof bets $654, and is all in
ipokeder calls $510, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $144 returned to u2tof
*** SHOW DOWN ***
u2tof shows [Qs Ad] (a full house, Queens full of Aces)
ipokeder mucks
u2tof wins the pot ($1,997) with a full house, Queens full of Aces

ugh prolly shoulda folded this

FullTiltPoker Game #1272131199: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:27:38 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: alltall ($2,345.25)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($1,369)
Seat 3: Fisherking17 ($995)
Seat 4: DOOM SWITCH ($1,220.80), is sitting out
Seat 5: robert07 ($985)
Seat 6: Parakalo ($2,080)
alltall posts the small blind of $5
ipokeder posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ks Kd]
Fisherking17 raises to $40
robert07 calls $40
Parakalo is sitting out
Parakalo folds
alltall folds
ipokeder raises to $165
Fisherking17 raises to $995, and is all in
robert07 folds
ipokeder calls $830
Fisherking17 shows [As Ad]
ipokeder shows [Ks Kd]
ipokeder: ROFL
ipokeder: OBVIOUSLY
*** FLOP *** [4c 3s 4d]
ipokeder: $&$#
*** TURN *** [4c 3s 4d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4c 3s 4d Tc] [5c]
Fisherking17 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
ipokeder shows two pair, Kings and Fours
Fisherking17 wins the pot ($2,032) with two pair, Aces and Fours
ipokeder: i ##%!ing hate this game
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,035 | Rake $3
Board: [4c 3s 4d Tc 5c]
Seat 1: alltall (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 3: Fisherking17 showed [As Ad] and won ($2,032) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 4: DOOM SWITCH is sitting out
Seat 5: robert07 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Parakalo (button) didn't bet (folded)

FullTiltPoker Game #1272034701: Table Buckwood (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:08:24 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom ($1,014.50)
Seat 2: MTULLI ($487.10)
Seat 3: DOOM SWITCH ($2,918.50)
Seat 4: thnkUcomeAgain ($348)
Seat 5: Yote38 ($815)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($2,837.60)
a40oz2freedom has 5 seconds left to act
a40oz2freedom posts the small blind of $5
MTULLI posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [8s 9s]
DOOM SWITCH raises to $35
thnkUcomeAgain folds
Yote38 calls $35
ipokeder calls $35
a40oz2freedom calls $30
MTULLI calls $25
*** FLOP *** [7s 8d 6s]
DOOM SWITCH: ill check the hh
a40oz2freedom checks
MTULLI checks
DOOM SWITCH: and tell u what i think
DOOM SWITCH checks
ipokeder: aight ty
DOOM SWITCH: moenycow is a &%$$ing donk
DOOM SWITCH: fwiw
Yote38 bets $170
ipokeder: yeah i know
ipokeder raises to $685
a40oz2freedom folds
MTULLI calls $452.10, and is all in
DOOM SWITCH folds
Yote38 raises to $780, and is all in
DOOM SWITCH: was it
ipokeder calls $95
Yote38 shows [Tc Ts]
ipokeder shows [8s 9s]
MTULLI shows [2s Th]
DOOM SWITCH: the K 7 4 J J board?
*** TURN *** [7s 8d 6s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8d 6s Jh] [3h]
Yote38 shows a pair of Tens
ipokeder shows a pair of Eights
Yote38 wins the side pot ($655.80) with a pair of Tens
ipokeder: jesus
MTULLI shows Jack Ten high
Yote38 wins the main pot ($1,528.30) with a pair of Tens
MTULLI is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,187.10 Main pot $1,531.30. Side pot $655.80. | Rake $3
Board: [7s 8d 6s Jh 3h]
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: MTULLI (big blind) showed [2s Th] and lost with Jack Ten high
Seat 3: DOOM SWITCH folded on the Flop
Seat 4: thnkUcomeAgain didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Yote38 showed [Tc Ts] and won ($2,184.10) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: ipokeder (button) showed [8s 9s] and lost with a pair of Eights

FullTiltPoker Game #1271799873: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:14:39 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: DealMeInFast ($1,189)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($1,136)
Seat 3: ken the cow ($2,341.75), is sitting out
Seat 4: dirty dingo ($1,170.25)
Seat 5: Lady_Sharrow ($1,467), is sitting out
Seat 6: Parakalo ($1,549.50), is sitting out
dirty dingo posts the small blind of $5
DealMeInFast is sitting out
ipokeder posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [8h Kh]
DealMeInFast stands up
dirty dingo raises to $30
ipokeder calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3s Qc]
ipokeder checks
dirty dingo bets $60
ipokeder calls $60
*** TURN *** [Kc 3s Qc] [8d]
ipokeder checks
dirty dingo bets $180
ipokeder raises to $520
dirty dingo calls $340
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3s Qc 8d] [Qs]
ipokeder checks
dirty dingo bets $560.25, and is all in
ipokeder: rofl
ipokeder: omfg
ipokeder: what the !!$&
ipokeder has 15 seconds left to act
ipokeder: !%%@ing ridiculous
ipokeder: goddammit
ipokeder folds
Uncalled bet of $560.25 returned to dirty dingo
ipokeder adds $474
dirty dingo mucks
dirty dingo wins the pot ($1,219.50)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,220 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Kc 3s Qc 8d Qs]
Seat 1: DealMeInFast is sitting out
Seat 2: ipokeder (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 3: ken the cow is sitting out
Seat 4: dirty dingo (small blind) collected ($1,219.50), mucked
Seat 5: Lady_Sharrow is sitting out
Seat 6: Parakalo is sitting out

FullTiltPoker Game #1272076492: Table Evergreen (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:16:49 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: alltall ($2,463.25)
Seat 2: ipokeder ($980)
Seat 3: Fisherking17 ($995), is sitting out
Seat 4: DOOM SWITCH ($1,258.80)
Seat 5: robert07 ($1,132)
Seat 6: Parakalo ($1,726)
ipokeder posts the small blind of $5
DOOM SWITCH posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [7h 5h]
robert07 calls $10
Parakalo folds
alltall calls $10
ipokeder calls $5
DOOM SWITCH checks
*** FLOP *** [2h 4d Kh]
ipokeder bets $30
DOOM SWITCH folds
robert07 calls $30
alltall folds
*** TURN *** [2h 4d Kh] [Th]
ipokeder bets $65
robert07 raises to $130
ipokeder calls $65
*** RIVER *** [2h 4d Kh Th] [Ah]
ipokeder checks
robert07 bets $250
ipokeder has 15 seconds left to act
ipokeder calls $250
*** SHOW DOWN ***
robert07 shows [Kc 8c] (a pair of Kings)
ipokeder shows [7h 5h] (a flush, Ace high)
ipokeder wins the pot ($857) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $860 | Rake $3
Board: [2h 4d Kh Th Ah]
Seat 1: alltall (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: ipokeder (small blind) showed [7h 5h] and won ($857) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: Fisherking17 is sitting out
Seat 4: DOOM SWITCH (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: robert07 showed [Kc 8c] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: Parakalo didn't bet (folded)

FullTiltPoker Game #1271968087: Table Buckwood (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:53:55 ET - 2006/11/19
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom ($1,020.50)
Seat 2: MTULLI ($1,646.85)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($2,205)
Seat 4: crazybstard ($259.60)
Seat 5: Yote38 ($967), is sitting out
Seat 6: DOOM SWITCH ($1,943.50)
crazybstard posts the small blind of $5
DOOM SWITCH posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [7s 8d]
a40oz2freedom folds
MTULLI folds
ipokeder raises to $35
crazybstard calls $30
DOOM SWITCH folds
*** FLOP *** [9d Ks 8c]
crazybstard checks
ipokeder checks
*** TURN *** [9d Ks 8c] [3s]
crazybstard checks
ipokeder bets $55
crazybstard calls $55
*** RIVER *** [9d Ks 8c 3s] [Kh]
crazybstard bets $169.60, and is all in
ipokeder calls $169.60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
crazybstard shows [5c 5s] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
ipokeder shows [7s 8d] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
ipokeder wins the pot ($526.20) with two pair, Kings and Eights
crazybstard stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $529.20 | Rake $3
Board: [9d Ks 8c 3s Kh]
Seat 1: a40oz2freedom didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: MTULLI didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ipokeder (button) showed [7s 8d] and won ($526.20) with two pair, Kings and Eights
Seat 4: crazybstard (small blind) showed [5c 5s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: Yote38 is sitting out
Seat 6: DOOM SWITCH (big blind) folded before the Flop

oh man do i hate poker

ok thats enough from me