[sheetsworld]

I will take raptor in a last longer against the whole field. I will wager a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue, as I hear there is a runor that theusher and apathy and durr bought one for me and were claiming to be holding it for me at foxwoods in their car. Obviously they are huge cash game bluffers and if I actually asked for it they would have had to fold and admit that none of them are old enough to have even bought it. So I will put up this fabricated and fictional bottle which they claim they are holding for me in a wager where I have Raptor against the whole field...If he loses, the bottle goes to whoever wins..(I want a picture posted somewhere of someone holding it btw).If he wins, I am owed 2 bottles.

<<clearing throat>>

HOLLA!!!!!!!! (any good?...felt a tad white)


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