[bad beetz]

your sammich is weaksauce.

Look how neatly it's stacked. Look how untoasted the bread is.

Many people think that bacon has to be cooked laid out in strips, but those people are communists and were not loved by their parents.

My sammich is more punk rock and was eaten over the sink. IN a fight to the death, my sammich would kick your sammich in the nuts, and then suck out it's eyeball and bat it around, then make it look at the other eyeball.

Then my sammich would call in it's two brother sammiches and they would play high voltage ROCK MUSIC until your sammich's head exploded.