Re: Do it for the Gimmicks
To hell with that. Here's my 9 commandments:
1. It is OK to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see rule three.
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool except me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Mud wrestling is a sport.
Who's with me?
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