[ShipItHollaBalla]

A Trip Report Submitted For Raptor Christ's Approval:

Everybudy noes that the Ship It Holla Ballas Ball weigh more then the even the next sickast Ballas. That's why I droped out of collage.

When Apathy told me he was going to take a trip to San Francesco, I new that I had to join him. Even better, he books teh sickest sweet in the hotel, and it only has one bed... SHIP IT!

I arive in San Francesco at 9:00 p.m, the perfact time to start ballaing. We head to the corner store and pickup the ballest alchol avalable... Olde English I think it was called, the clerk said it was very popular with english royalty. Best of all, I flashed my smile, so they gave me a discount and only chargeded me $4.99 per 40, I guess now we're San Francesco Royalty.... SHIP IT!

When we all started to get our buzz on, Apathy suggested we hit up a bar to find some ladiez. We took a short walk from our sick sweet at the hottel, and stumbled upon a club called "The Stud Bar." Now let me tell you, I've bin with sum fine ladiez, but nothing compared to the wimmen at this place. Beutiful girls everywhere, and all of them were like 6' tall. Ship IT!

As the nite progressed, I ended up getting pretty hammered, and kept trying to buy a pretty lady a drink. She told me she only drank Champaign that tasted like Cherry Cola??? Whatever, I worked my game and we ended up back at our place, but I don't really remember what happened. All's good though the next morning when I wake up to Apathy's beutiful face. He looks so peaceful when he's sleping.

Part 2 coming sune