[Shenlong]

My girlfriend got drunk and extremely pissed at me because I never go out to parties with her, and I'm always in my suite drinking and hanging out with my suitemates/whoever comes by. She says that I don't hang out with her enough, and that when we do get to spend some time together, i'm never actually paying attention to her. She then goes on to say that I can't trust her by herself at a party, and that guys hit on her all the time and it's getting hard to resist them. I say, "You really don't think I can trust you?" Her: "no, you should be keeping an eye on me."
Me: "[censored] that, we're through. If I can't trust you, i'm not going to go out with you."

I ignore her for the next 2 days, until I get an instant message saying that everything's her fault, she won't be so needy/clingy anymore, and she realizes that I don't like the parties at my school and won't try to force me to go to them anymore.

Cliffnotes: Women = psycho