Re: Greatest Collegiate Achievement (Non-Academic)
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The things I've done in college non-academic wise would put you guys to shame. No, I'm not talking about school clubs or poker either.
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I'd be ashamed of blowing 20 guys with the camera on, too.
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My greatest achievement probably involved organizing a party my junior year wherein we rented a moonbounce, grabbed a bunch of air rifles, fireworks, pills and booze, and took it all up to a lakehouse in a desolated corner of the county. During this party there was a lot of good shenanigans, like boxing in a moonbounce and shooting people with air rifles and blowing things up and barbecuing and skinny dipping and whatnot. At the end of the night I had a threesome in the attic with a couple of lady friends. It was a porch-type attic or loft that was not fully enclosed, and although we thought nobody could see us, apparently if you sat in the living room and looked in the floor-to-ceiling windows you could see us going at it in the reflection, and most of the people in attendance got to watch my filth python in action.
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