Re: Stupidest girlfriend/fiance/wife arguments?
The first thing that popped into my mind...
I was camping with my gf, one other couple, and 2 other guy friends. I didn't want the 2 guys to feel awkward if we were all coupley and left them out, so I was trying to hang out with them alot. Of course, my girlfriend felt neglected cause well, girls need far too much attention. Fast forward to the evening. At some point, one of my friends pulls out a combat knife and it was pretty cool. So us, being guys, we start throwing it into a tree, and its actually pretty fun. My GF erupts saying that I'm "hurting the tree" and that I would rather play with a knife and tree than her...I tell her that she can take the place of the tree if she'd prefer. She then takes my car keys and drives away into the night, with no drivers license, no cell phone, and in complete darkness. I sat down, smoked a cigar, gave her hell when she got back, and then had angry make up sex in the tent.
Needless to say I broke up with her right after.
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