Re: Greatest Collegiate Achievement (Non-Academic)
me and my big brother in the fraternity i'm pledging won the yearly "case race" at our fraternity house. after ten beers each in about 40 minutes, i was feeling awfully full and couldn't burp it out, so i leaned over the raliing, pulled the trigger (just missing our president's head), and my big bro and i shotgun the last two beers each to win against all elevn other pairings
NOW THAT'S A FREAKIN ACHIEVEMENT!
other than that...I had sex with one of the cheerleaders after we lost to Tennessee two weeks ago! Two interesting details to that story:
1)We were both fairly sober
and 2)For as hot as she was along with the sheer idea that i was railing a college cheerleader, she wasn't that good...
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