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You forgot:

"teenage girl on cell phone and/or talking to friends in her red pontiac"

That's who hit me. I was stopped in line waiting to exit a parking lot. She backed into the STATIONARY GIANT CONVERSION VAN I was driving. I honked multiple times prior to impact.

If she had either glanced behind her or in her rearview mirror she would have literally seen nothing but the vehicle I was driving.