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As usual, Bruiser is reading the wrong texts.
This one is a classic:
Ars Amatoria, by Ovid
If he gets laid, it will be by accident, sympathy, or an act of drunkenness, most likely by both parties to the crime. By the way, a drunk fu*k does not count. At least not by me.
-Zeno