Sunday morning, my wife forgot to set the alarm last night so she does the standard wife thing and says “why didn’t you set the alarm?” She storms off, gets my daughter ready for church and asks me if I’m going. I say “Not until you apologize for yelling at me for not setting YOUR alarm clock.” She says “Fine, stay home and play poker – I’m sure God will approve!” So I decide to do just that. I think God approves…
I go to a table. I normally observe at least 10 hands before taking a seat but this time I sit right down. I NEVER post after the CO but this time I post up in MP. I am on “Marriage Tilt”. Here’s the first hand:
Party Poker 0.50/1 Hold'em (10 handed)
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Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. Hero posts a blind of $0.50.
<font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero (poster) raises</font>, <font color="#666666">
3 folds</font>, Button calls, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, BB calls.
Flop: (6.50 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, BB folds.
Turn: (4.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.
River: (6.25 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.
Final Pot: 8.25 BB
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: 8.25 BB, between Hero and Button.</font> > <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by Hero (8.25 BB).</font>
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and kings).
Button has Jd Jc (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.25 BB. </font>
I’m thinking of x-posting this in the Science, Math, and Philosophy forum as evidence that God exists.