The good news: my first royal ever (and it wasn't at a UB table I stupidly blundered into)!
The bad news: it won me a whole 8 BB. And it came just after Laggy McSuckout (and his amazing turn checkraises with nothing but a draw) left the table, so he wasn't there to "enjoy" it.
Oh, and no trumpets or flashing neon lights.
PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (4 handed)
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Preflop: Hero is Button with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
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1 fold</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, BB calls, Hero calls.
Flop: (6 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.
Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.
River: (4 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls.
Final Pot: 8 BB