Re: Animal survivor tourney
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The absurdity of tiger beating hippo makes me want to create 15 new accounts just to vote in this poll.
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I don't understand how people don't get this.
THE HIPPO KILLS MORE PEOPLE EVERY YEAR THAN ANY OTHER ANIMAL.
The look fat and lazy but they are EVIL creatures.
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Look, we have a natural predator who has been fighting to survive his entire life, versus a gigantic vegetarian who's only battles involve other gigantic vegetarians and stomping humans who are probably either
a) provoking it at close range without the ability to escape
b) swimming near it and don't realize how close they are
c) FUC[/b]KING STUPID
All the tiger is going to do is circle the hippo until there is an openning to attack. Everyone here seems to think that these fights are a head on charge. They're not. A tiger knows it can't take down a hippo face to face, so he's going to out manuever him. And anyone who tries to tell me that a fatass hippo can turn in a circle as fast as a tiger can circle him is out of his mind.
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If something 1/6 my size (think large house cat) attacks me from the side or behind, I reach around, grab it, throw it to the ground, and stomp its skull. Or turn around I chomp it with my mouth that opens to a size bigger than the house cat and crush it with my powerful teeth.
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