[Jimmy The Fish]

The boat is a craphole. Some casinos ooze class or positive vibes; the Prez just oozes. The drinks are watered down, the waitresses are ugly, the poker "room" is in the otherwise-vacant bottom floor, next to the coat-check area. The tables are grimy, the chips are sticky, the floor tilts... and the games are absolutely the softest I've ever played.

Oh, and watching pit boss Leroy berate some young drunk makes for an entertaining sideshow.