[jakethebake]

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I don't see why he couldn't just remain at the rear of the elephant and kick it a thousand times, or do whatever he needs to.

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this post is too funny to be serious. honestly, read aloud what you just wrote. you're saying the human could KILL AN ELEPHANT THAT IS DETERMINED TO KILL HIM by STANDING BEHIND THE ELEPHANT AND KICKING IT IN THE ASS. my theory that you're not serious is the only thing keeping my head from exploding.

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What if it was Bruce Lee? He could surely kill an elephant with an asskick. Didn't we already determine he could take a tiger in a previous thread? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]