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Alright dammit. I'm drunk. Everyone has levt. And, uhh,m Oh yeah, I'm drunk.
Ozi wants a story.
Well.
I'lle tell teh lap dance story.
and I'll inclube a pidc. Whch is a horrible idea. But I'll do it anyway.
You see, the wouan who was singing here had met me in Waterloo, ONT, CA. She fell madly in love w/ me when I was trying to take a nap in her bed, but failed miserably. I discovered that I could cause her to come by ticling the inside of her elbow. And then I found out she was 40 [censored] 5 years old. I was thinking like 37, but I was wrong. She's old. So, wehn I was in Albany, and i walked in teh dor, she greeted em w/ a kiss on hte cheek. And at the end of the night for her last song, she called me to the stage. And called for a chair . And that's when I knew I was csrewed. She was going to have her way w/ me, or else I was going to caus e a horribly un- sesy scene. So Ip layed alon g with it.
Consequently, I was the subject of many picturese as people caputured them weith their diigi cams, and I put on a good show for them. I pretedned like I actually ehnjoyed being up on stage molested ybe some woman. And yet, having become a lap dance celebrity, This woman made me a minor celbringty inAblayny. And that's good. Because I'm too drunk to say it's a bad idea. Anyway, I'll recover from teh emotional trauma, and when I do, I will be well. And being well is good. Weeeeee. Alcohole!!!
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so that's how you built your roll. playing the sugar mama card - nice wookie.
fuji