fixed for better street slang
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So yo I heard about this raptor christ nigga right and im thinkin he needs to be taken care of. he all walkin around like he some kind of jesus and sayin he lives in clouds and shtt. nigga head gettin too big son.
so yo kid im like "well fcck it ill just go ice him" but yo i need to see what a raptor is first yo. it said that they is some kind of animal but they is all dead anyways. except for in jurassic park. so i go out to the video store and tell the shortie to let me hold that shht for a minute. shortie like damn son"how about i give you come brain" and im like what it do(ballin!).
so as she's wipin my kids off her face im like yo what is a raptor and shes like its a dinosaur and im like yo what is that. she said its like a big lizard and she gives me this movie jurassic park and yoi it aint even a bootleg. spielberg be blingin son, so i peep it and yo they on some crazy shht, these little nigggas called velociraptors. well nigga that starts with a v and you know what else starts with a v? pusssy. yo. and raptor christ i was up in yo moms last night, thats how i roll son, yous a trick ass ho but you already know
what it do bbv
oh yeah who you think would win
or
that looks like a dude on his knees. this nigga be gettin brain from dudes and shtt. what it do.
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