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Gaston Gingras
Clint Malarchuk
Petr Svuboda
Lindsay Ruff
Ron Tugnutt
Andy Moog
Jari Kurri
Mike Krushelniski
Yvon Corn-way-ay (don't ask me to spell it)
John Wensink
Tony Esposito (gets the nod over Phil)
Teemu Selanne

(these are just off the top of my head; I could do this all night)

And the Number One NHL Player Name of all time is:

Patrick Roo-WAH!