[Irieguy]

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Irie,

Does exotic bartendress have a name that starts with H and ends with ZOMG HOT?

Also, is lap artist #1 famous for sitting on my dong while OOT stares at my white socks or is it the one famous for having bonerfone splooge on camera?

Yugoslav

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Exotic Bartendress is a former HUC lap artist.

Lap Artist #1 has never been to an STTF function before. She has, however, entertained one other STTFer who proclaimed his love for her immediately afterward.

Lap Artist #2 has not yet been found... but somewhere in this great city lies a beautiful young lady waiting to be discovered.

Irieguy