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"This table is tighter then a midget's vigina" -me

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I said something similar the other night.

I was playing at a very tight limit ring table and I got AK in EP and raised. Some guy in MP cold-calls flop comes K54 I bet he calls. Turn Q. I bet, he calls. River Q. I bet, he raises. I ask: "You got KQ, don't you?...I should have known."

Him: "Worse." I call he shows Q6off for runner-runner trips. I berate him like no other and say to the room:

"This table is tighter than my urethra and this guy over here cold-calls my EP raise with Q6 off!?!? WTF!?!?"

Anyway I like the urethra line and will use it more often.