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Pre-trip report:

Str8fish ZOMGPWNS DrModern, hitting his 5 outers repeatedly. One hand, for example, I'm in MP1 with 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], all limp to me, I limp (due to my fantastic good luck and superb postflop skills, I can make this call). Modern behind me raises with QQ. I decide to mess with him some, and I 3-bet. Modern caps. Flop is Q72. Good flop for me, so I bet when it's checked to me. Modern raises, I 3-bet, he caps. Uh oh... I'm putting him on nothing at this point. I think he's bluffing. Turn comes out the 2. YES! I think... I'm gonna cap this mofo, and once again, Modern and I cap. I look over at Modern's stack and he's only got 2 more bets left before he has to rebuy for all his $1 chips. River, 2. I take the rest of Modern's moneys. Modern goes on mad wild-ass monkey tilt. I'm talkin REAL monkey tilt... he starts shizzin in his hand and throwing it at everybody, foamin at the mouth, poundin on the ground! I duck behind Wookie, who takes the brunt of the poo. Modern finally gets carried away by security and I stay behind, rubbing my nipples and making kissy faces at the dealer, who, by the way, I slipped a $100 to previously. I love that woman.

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oh how i wish i could be there to see this.