Re: Stale observations people still think are funny/original/surprisin
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when people make observations about you that you can't possibly not know about.
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My last name is "Hope", and I used to work in sales. On almost a daily basis after I'd handed an idiot customer my business card (and he'd read my name), the customer would tell me "Well, I guess you HOPE that you'll get the sale! <insert moronic laughter here>"
Of course, I always *was* hoping that I'd get the sale, so I'd resist punching these types in the face.
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My last name is Bond. "You know James?"
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You should legally be allowed to kill such people. I used to get "Any relation to Bob?" when Bob Hope was still alive.
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Yeah, he should get a License to Kill! Do you get it? Huh? Do ya? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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