WTHF (What The Holy F*$%)...
Loosey McLooserson is 73/0 (yes, zip, nada)/1. He kicks in and calls down and usually loses.
Sooo...this made no sense at all, yet drips with irony. Internal dialogue in italics...
UltimateBet 1/2 (4-handed) converter makes me crazy
Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
1 fold, Button calls, Hero completes, BB raises, Button calls, Hero calls.
Flop: (6 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button caps, Hero calls.
WTF? Limped pocket aces, probably, but if so, he's Losey McLoserson.
Turn: (7 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.
Dude can't POSSIBLY have gotten lucky enough to have pocket 6s or 2s, could he? Maybe he's just pushing his soooooted flush draw. At worst we probably chop.
River: (15 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero calls.
As it turns out, it was neither of the above, BUT...
Results (in white, for your wild guessing pleasure):
<font color="white"> Hero shows 3h 9h (three of a kind, 9s).
Button shows 5s 5h (full house, 5s full of 9s).</font>
Even AFTER seeing the result, I still kinda kick myself for not capping the river.
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