Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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I prefer: "This table is tighter than tick pus*sy."
There is always the reliable standby, when you push in a sit-n-go, get called by aces, and crack 'em. When the aces guy moans and groans, you respond: "Next time you call my all-in, you better have a hand."
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I cracked JJ with some BS and i told him "what were you doing calling with jacks?", he proceed to go into a long discussion why he called, some people just dont get sarcasm.
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