[Low Limit Loser]

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How about:

When dealt your first two hole cards of the night, look around confused until the dealer turns to you and says "Your action, sir." Peek at your cards, stare him straight in the face, and loudly announce "HIT ME!"

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I do a variation of this a lot if I am trying to loosen up a table. The first time I see an 11 in my hand (74o, 56o, 83o, etc) I ask if I can double down. When the dealers says "no" I muck

LLL