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Old 10-19-2006, 12:49 AM
Hollywade Hollywade is offline
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Default Re: Funny/weird Roommate stories

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The one that comes to mind is both funny and weird.

I lived with one of my best friends for about 7 months earlier this year. We pretty much lived like college kids except we weren't in college anymore (lots of drinking and sitting around doing nothing). Anyway, after coming home from the bar (both hammered), we were basically just peeling off our clothes (not each other's) on the way to the stairs. I'm pretty sure we both ended up in our underwear before we got to the stairs. We used to see how many of the steps we could cover with one step. It was a very steep staircase and he's 6'7" to my 5'11". He went first and took about 2 strides to get near the top. My first stretch was unsuccessful, and I fell backwards to the bottom of the stairs, where I laid unwilling to move. My roomie proceeded to start up a game of "Donkey Kong." He was DK and I was Mario. Instead of barrels, he had a couple of water bottles. I felt the brunt of both, especially the one that hit me in the head.

Moral: Drunk=fun


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Anyone else find this story kind of gay?


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im pretty sure all the straight guys strip with their male roommates and then pretend to be video game characters

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Everything's gay isn't it?

I suppose if I had added that we blew each other afterwards, that would be gay too?

I love it when people pretend they've never seen someone of the same sex naked or semi-naked, especially one of their best friends. We're not 12 for Christ's sake. Enough of the "tee hee ha ha, you're gay" stuff. The crux of the story isn't the underwear, it's drunken Donkey Kong. Follow along. Jeez. We're in underwear because we are drunk, it's 3:00 in the morning, and it's time to go to sleep.
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