Re: Bill Frist\'s wife is doing a book signing at my campus tomorrow
You aren't being passive agressive enough. Go buy a cheap chipset in a metal case and a Sharpie that contrasts well on it.
"Mam'n, please pass on thanks to your husband. My illegal raked homegame has never been so lucrative since your husband passed that bill outlawing online gaming. It's so lucrative that I'm going to start my own underground casino. Could you sign these as a momento?"
Else, take a Party Poker hat down and have here autograph that and make a comment "that's all I have left, I guess I'll have to go back to selling meth and putting on raves to pay for my student loans since your husband doesn't support adaquate levels of student aid".
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