[z28dreams]

This happened actually pretty recently:

After a night of heavy drinking with my female roommate, we got back to the house and both headed upstairs to crash out.

Our bedrooms are across from each other, with a bathroom in the middle.

I fall asleep, but about an hour later, I hear a door creak open. I assume my roomie is just using the bathroom, and think nothing of it. A few minutes pass, and I still have the creepy sixth sense feeling that someone is in the room.

I peek around and my roommate is standing at the entrance grasping for an imaginary light switch (where it would be in her room).

Me(Neil): "Nicky! What are you doing?".
Her: "Shhhhhhhhhhh........ you'll wake up Neil"
Me: "Nicky - this IS Neil - you're in my room?"
Her: "Shhhhhhh be quiet I need to goto bed"

At this point, she proceeds to mount my TV. It's in exactly the same place where her bed would be in her room. The best part is that she must have spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why she couldn't get IN the bed.

I'm guessing it was a mix of sleep walking and being drunk.