The question is, what kind of freaky menace do they have to save an invincible cheerleader from?
Also, I don't think hot/dissociative chick needs a mirror (unless its on her bedroom ceiling), thats just the only time she gets a glimpse of her alter-ego. Actually, I think she is the most interesting character, a show just about her would be interesting (lose the kid though).
btw, this is what the kid will look like in the future:
