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Old 10-16-2006, 08:28 PM
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Default Re: Funny/weird Roommate stories

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My story is pretty close to Semtex's story but a little different. My roommate Jeff my 1st year of school partied a lot. We were best friends from high school btw. Anyway, one night we went to this party together and I left before him and passed out at our dorm room. Well at Tech the dorms were all pretty much the same. Same color doors, walls ect. Well when he left he went into another dorm and walked into someone elses room and passed out on the bed where his would have been if it was our room. The other guy in the room never heard him come in or anything so the next morning when the other guy woke up he noticed Jeff sleeping over there and woke him up and asked what he was doing and Jeff said he said where the [censored] am I? The other guy goes well man you passed out in the wrong room so Jeff left and came back to our room so when he came in it woke me up and I was like where the hell have you been and he was like I passed out over in Cooper/Dunn 414 so I just busted up laughing at him and he got a kick out of it too.

Edit: I also wanted to add some other weird stuff he used to do. Well for one he used take at least 4 showers a day and it wasnt like he was working out 3 times a day, it was just weird. I figured he was beating off in there or something.

He would also let trash pile up for days on his side of the room and then make his gf take it out. I would LOL each time this happened.

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X,

Which Tech did you attend? I went to a Tech with a Cooper/Dunn dorm as well.

My roommate story. Roommate during my Junior year was a good friend that was working on his Masters. So my Senior year (he is now out of school) he comes to visit one weekend when my new roomie was out-of-town. We go to a party and he is working his magic on girl A (she was at least a 7.5). At some point during the night I head home leaving him at the party. Sometime around 3AM the phone rings, girl A is on the other end asking if Dave made it back to my apartment ok, and she wants to talk to him. I see the light on in the other bedroom and being the good friend that I am I decide to help Dave score with girl A (why else would she be calling at 3AM?). I lay the phone down and walk into the other room and see girl B (slutty ho with big TITAYS that Dave used to date) riding Dave like any good cowgirl should. I close the door behind me and pick up the phone and tell girl A that he is passed out and will call her in the morning. I go back to bed and Dave hooks up with girl A the next day, but I didn't get to witness that.
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