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Freshman year in college my roommate was this really meek asian guy. He was cool and all, but maybe just a tad too nice. We lived in a dorm that was basically one long straight hall, and my room was one corner of this hall. One night the guy who lived in the exact opposite corner of the hall gets all wasted, probably gets completely uncoordinated as well cause thats the only explanation for what happens next. He comes into our room, strips into his whitey tighties, and climbs into bed with my roommate. And this is how nice of a guy my roommate was: he didn't kick his ass off the bed or anything, he left and spent the rest of the night in the lobby on a couch. Hilarious. Oh and the guy who came into our room had a flight the next day but he missed it because no one knew where he was...