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Old 10-15-2006, 07:40 AM
OziBattler OziBattler is offline
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Default Rigged!

So I login to Paradise to clear the latest reload. I post....boom boom boom...the random hander generator goes busto! These are literally the first 3 hands at the first table Im sitting at.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
9 players
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Pre-flop: (9 players) ozi is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP1 calls, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">ozi raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button 3-bets</font>, 2 folds, MP1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">ozi caps</font>, Button calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10.5SB, 4 players)
MP1 checks, <font color="#cc0000">ozi bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, MP1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">ozi 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button caps</font>, ozi calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9.25BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">ozi bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises</font>, ozi calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (13.25BB, 3 players)
ozi checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets</font>, ozi calls.

Results:
Final pot: 15.25BB
<font color="#ffffff">ozi lost 7 shows Ks Ad </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button bet 7 collected 16 net 9 shows As Ah </font>

bah....bite me!

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) ozi is MP3 with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, <font color="#cc0000">ozi raises</font>, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.5SB, 5 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">ozi bets</font>, BB folds, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5.75BB, 4 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">ozi bets</font>, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8.75BB, 4 players)
UTG+2 checks, MP2 checks, <font color="#cc0000">ozi bets</font>, UTG+2 calls.

Results:
Final pot: 10.75BB
<font color="#ffffff">UTG+2 lost 3.50 Ah 4s </font>
<font color="#ffffff">ozi bet 3.50 collected 10.25 net 6.75 shows As Kd </font>


zomg.....mkay so maybe Im not insta-doom switched after all.

Paradise Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.50/$1
10 players
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Pre-flop: (10 players) ozi is MP2 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP1 calls, <font color="#cc0000">ozi raises</font>, 3 folds, SB calls, BB folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7SB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, MP1 calls, ozi calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5BB, 3 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, ozi checks.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5BB, 3 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, MP1 folds, ozi calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7BB
<font color="#ffffff">SB lost 2.50 shows Td Ac </font>
<font color="#ffffff">ozi bet 2.50 collected 6.75 net 4.25 shows Kd Ah </font>

I call the river to snap off the bluff and because I want to be an idiot and type some BS about getting AK 3x in a row into chatbox [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]