[morphball]

#1. When I was in about the sixth or seventh grade, I had it my head that I wanted to be a Navy SEAL. So I found big wide drainage pipe, about 18 inch diameter and about ten feet long and somehow got the monster into our swimming pool. I then decided to hold my beath and try to crawl through it underwater. All I remember is getting stuck in the middle and panicking. The next thing I remember is smacking my face into the side of pool.

No idea how I got out of that, but I did this with no one around because I knew they would try to stop me.

#2. Was into free climbing when i was in high school and got stuck 60 feet off the ground with no where to go. Hands were tired and feet were slipping. Not sure how I got of that mess either, but I remember seeing the rocks below and thinking this is it.