[The Stranger]

When I was 21 ('01), my parents were on vacation for a couple weeks. So naturally, to me that meant that I could drive my mom's car (Acura RL). I was driving a '96 Civic at the time. But the thing I really loved about the RL was the Nav system. Freakin' awesome when you're loaded, you leave one party, and someone gives you an address for another party. One night during those two weeks, some friends were trying to follow me to the next party. Its about 3AM and I'm hammered, got a sealed fifth in the glove box, and I look down at the spedometer and its says I'm doing 110MPH on Victory Blvd. I end up partying 'til dawn, driving home, with one pee break on the side of the 210 freeway, and I sleep for an hour or two before going to umpire an 11AM high school baseball game in Valencia in the middle of July and its 110 degrees out and I have the plate.

I call the best game of my life.

So yeah, that was a strange night.

Just goes to show, drinking and driving isn't that bad, as long as you're careful.