Re: How Do You Know Whether You\'re Too Drunk To Drive?
its 4am
I untwist the gasscap and take a piss into the tank
Do not bother to zip-up/button my pants
climb into car
begin honking to alert my friend
after 40-90 seconds the keys are in the ignition
say to friend: "you ready to do this?"
thats when I know i am too drunk to drive
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