[samjjones]

After reading a couple hundred posts...


First, my sincerest congratulations to all who participated. You all stepped up and proved yourselves to be men of character. Bravo.

Tony, I am in awe of your butter consumption skills. You completely owned this challenge, and served as a shining buttery beacon for all to look up to. Well done.

Emmitt, 24 hard boiled eggs is an impressive feat. I thought the standard "non-boot" time frame was 15 minutes, not 5, so I'm not sure if I would count this as a complete success, but I admire your tenacity nonetheless. You attacked those eggs like they were trying to steal your lunch money.

Voltron, after reading your prep plan, I think you had the right strategy for dealing with the milk challenge. I look forward to your next attempt. I don't care if it takes you 20 attempts...you WILL conquer your homogenized foe.

And last but not least, congratulations to RustedCorpse. Forget Daredevil...you are the true "Man Without Fear". Following the hot sauce with a straight vinegar chaser is absolutely brilliant. And remember what Dalton said in Road House..."pain don't hurt". God bless you and your sphincter in this time of duress.

To everybody else...thanks for the pics. The NYC crew has set the bar high.