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One time, it was like 3am and I had already taken my contacts out and changed out my clothes into just some basketball shorts and a wifebeater to go to bed. My phone rang and it was this decently hot girl that was basically asking me to come have sex with her. The problem was that my college is on a large hill, with my dorm being at the bottom of that hill. I debated my plan of action for a few minutes, then walked outside, waited five minutes trying to catch a ride back up the hill with a pizza delivery guy. I had no luck with that, and finally had to trek all the way up the hill to her dorm, which was approx. 1/4 mile away.

It was worth it.