[RustedCorpse]

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As I told diablo in a PM, I seriously have done a lot of screwed up stuff like this but by FAR this hotsauce one is the worse. I have burn marks at the corners of my lips, my throat is scorched, I can't eat anything except icecream, and I'm basically running to the bathroom every ten minutes where I crap a stringy black substance that burns like I was raped by johnny storm. At that point I jump in the shower to soothe the butt. At this point the fingers and lips start to burn, then I come out here, check to see if the video is uploaded, beg my girlfriend not to think I'm too insane, then race to the bathroom again.

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