My suggestion.
Step 1) Suggest a day trip with chick to Philadelphia. (If this is cross country for you, suggest a couple day trip!)
Step 2) Run up and conquer the Rocky stairs with chick. (Picture included for visual)
Step 3) Push chick down the stairs.
Step 4) Run away fast.
<font color="white"> I'm kidding of course, I'm only this sick in my mind, not in practice! </font>