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--My standard greeting is an Andy Sipowicz, "How's it going." Note that it's not a question.

--My alternate greeting was stolen directly from an old friend of mine: "What's going on there, Champion?" Try it some time, it's really fun.

--In an effort to keep words like "sweetie" from coming out of my mouth in the workplace, I often address female co-workers as "kid". Not condescendingly, but affectionately, like Humphrey Bogart would say it.

--Whenever somebody finally gets the point, I love to hit him with Jon Lovitz' second-best line from A League of Their Own: "Well, look who just caught up!"

<font color="white">Lovitz' best line from that movie, of course, was, "If I had your job, I'd kill myself!" </font>