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we still bailed you out of two big ones in one century, lol.

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Good thing they bailed us out so we could be a country lolol

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Good thing we bailed them out so their entire country didn't starve to death during their revolution lolol

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This really could go on and on.

ZOMG GOOD THING THEY SOLD US LOUISIANA SO WE COULD HAVE MARTI GRAS AND SEE BOOBZ!!!

French surrender jokes are the most boring ever. It's like, it's so much of a stretch to find something funny that the joke is on yourself.