[MannyIsGod]

Man, a lazy delivery [censored] just pissed me off.

I called to order a pizza from Pizza Hut a while ago, and the driver calls me a few minutes ago that he can't find my house. I live in a guest house that I rent behind a main house. I usually ask these guys to park out front then walk to the back so they never block the driveway. I always explain it flat out so that theres never a misunderstanding when I order.

Well, when he calls he asks me to walk out to the front to meet him there. Um, [censored] you pizza dude. I pay you so I can be lazy, not the other way around.

Well then dude asks me if he can drive back. I tell him no, and that I gave instructions otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'm not usually anal and I'm pretty easy going but these are fairly easy instructions and I'm not asking the world of a pizza delivery guy to walk back the length of an average driveway.

Dude starts mumbling something, then says he's in front of my house. I hang up and go downstairs only to see [censored] just drove into the driveway when I just told him not to.

Well, I hate this kind of [censored]. So I ask him why he drove back here when I told him not to. He tells me he's not going to walk back here. Holy [censored] man, the length of the driveway is maybe 30 yards at most. Its not a [censored] mile. So I ask him just what I'm paying for, and he gets into a flat out arguement with me.

Finally he asks me if I want the pizza or not. I tell him to take it back and I get his managers name and number. I come inside and call her, explain my situation to her. She offers me a free pizza and apologizes for the driver. I decline the free pizza - no way in hell I'm ordering from this place ever again unless I want a spit topping - and tell her I just wanted to inform her of the situation. Basicaly I just wanted to bitch.

As I'm hanging up, I hear her say "shuuuuuuuut upppppppp" in her ghetto I barely graduated from HS tone and I'm blowing you off tone. WTF. I call right back and ask for her. I get her general managers name and number, and then I tell her that she should make sure the phone is hung up before she tells someone to shut up. She gives me the worlds worst "oh haha I've been caught" laugh and then says she was talking to her employee who was asking what happend. No [censored] way I'm buying that.

I'm going to go Bill Frist all over Pizza Hut. I'm on a crusade.