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Old 10-02-2006, 08:05 PM
private joker private joker is offline
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Default Re: For Jews Did you Fast Today?

I never fast. My metabolism is so high that I freak out if I haven't eaten in six hours. If I try 24 I go ballistic. When I was a kid and tried to do it, I would just throw up around 2-3 in the afternoon. But it would just be liquids or dry-heaving.

These days the low-blood-sugar thing just gets me irritable and panicky. Screw that crap.

If it makes me a bad Jew because I need to sustain my metabolic functions and enjoy nutrients, then so be it. I'll see you guys in hell, etc.

Oh, also I don't believe in God and I eat pork and meat with dairy and I've had plenty of premarital sex, mostly with white Christian, black, or Asian girls, and I don't go to synagogue anymore and I play poker on Friday nights/Saturday afternoons and I don't think gay people are sinners and none of the meat I eat is kosher.

If that makes me a bad Jew, then so be it.

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