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Updated through today's games, my top offensive players are Tim Cahill, Andrew Johnson, Didier Drogba, Louis Saha, and Bobby Zamora. The latter two have been falling.

Near the bottom of the list are names like Shevchenko, Keane, and Henry. El-Hadji Diouf holds the bottom spot by a fairly significant margin. Also, Ronaldo takes a fuckload of shots.