Tennenbaum,
Wow, interesting question. I've rifled through most of the broads in the SW US, and just haven't found what I'm looking for. Here is a short list of my qualifications:
- hot chick
- into chowing box once in awhile
- posts on an off-topic board frequented by lonely 22 YO males (so when we become an item I'll be like HOLLA I WIN BITCHES!!!1)
- likes to throw camping parties in her backyard, that's hot
- ability to read between the lines
- finds huge penises a turn-on
A plus:
- love of anal sex
Tennenbaum, pretty tight criteria as you can see. Please let me know if anyone comes to mind. I'd rather be picky and flying solo than hanging with some annoying byotch who only puts out when I slip her a rufi. Life's too short. Anyway, I am in something of a relationship now, and it's being neglected. Later.
