[bigt439]

At a university kegger i was hanging with some buds and there was this really slutty girl sitting on a couch. One of my buddies says hell give me 5 bucks to ask he how much she charges for a blow job. I say alot of offensive [censored]... a lot... but i almost never do it at other people's expense. In any case, here we are, and I end up sitting next to this chick and talking with her for like 10 minutes... way too long for this to now work well.

So anyways, out of noweher I was just like, so, how much for a blow job... wow... instant regret... i thought she was gonna [censored] kill me right there, and rightfully so really. anyways she goes to get some dudes to kill me and i decide we should probably leave. ill never forget the look on her face.

def not the most offensive thing ive said, but probs one of the meaner ones.